They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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