Sorry, I don't speak sober.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
