I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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