Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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