Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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