So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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