Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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