After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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