rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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