have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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