Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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