i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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