i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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