she was so not down for the gang bang
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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