did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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