so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
she smelled like a LAN party
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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