oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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