You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
did i just pee glitter
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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