East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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