I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Randomize
