Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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