My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
