We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
