i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Randomize
