I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
im on a boat
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