I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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