Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
She bit a glass in half.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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