two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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