When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
COCAINE IS GR8
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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