i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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