But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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