just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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