So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Your mouth is God's brothel.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
send nudes
from the living room?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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