Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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