You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I think I am morally bankrupt
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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