Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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