We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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