i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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