her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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