This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
