just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
