nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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