Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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