Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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