OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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