We named our party play list daddy issues
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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