2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Randomize
