So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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