What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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