Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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