What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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