We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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