"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
This baby is an asshole
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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