i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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