i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Randomize
