And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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